Trying from the Start

hakunafreakingmatata:

spaceballs-the-url:

This is one of my favourites.
The picture, not the book.
I’m not a fan of Loser Unfollowing.  Their taste is too… blahhh for me.

I dunno, I quite like most of Unfollowing’s works. Except for an asshole. That one was special in a weird way.

hakunafreakingmatata:

spaceballs-the-url:

This is one of my favourites.

The picture, not the book.

I’m not a fan of Loser Unfollowing.  Their taste is too… blahhh for me.

I dunno, I quite like most of Unfollowing’s works. Except for an asshole. That one was special in a weird way.

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THE TUMBLR GAMES: “And so it was decreed that each year the fandoms shall offer up in tribute, one young man and woman to be trained in the art of survival and to be prepared to fight to the death.” -David Karp

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It's Not Unusual

thezackkgames:

ratherdielaughing:

roachpatrol:

mothercheesus:

press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

Oh my god I can’t stop laughing. 

ahh.. instant smile :D

I laughed from beginning to end.  No lie.

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static-to-the-heart:

cheythegraymane:

upandover-cloverclover:

it takes you three minutes to reset what the heck

That is what Bert and I do except we walk, not run

I run. And I yell at everyone else to do it too. I guess I’m the only typical brass player at my school.

Drum majors: flail your arms nonchalantly while yelling at other sections to run.

static-to-the-heart:

cheythegraymane:

upandover-cloverclover:

it takes you three minutes to reset what the heck

That is what Bert and I do except we walk, not run

I run. And I yell at everyone else to do it too. I guess I’m the only typical brass player at my school.

Drum majors: flail your arms nonchalantly while yelling at other sections to run.

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courtoonxiii:

rawkz0rz:

gonnaslapabitch:

jailwarden:

dorkishconspiracy:

canni8al:

annawintour:

lolinternets:

thelegendofcentaurel:

pandacows:

siamease:

iF YOU HAVE BLLOO D SUGAR TAKE A KNIFE AND MAKE A CUT AND LETI T BLEE D OH MY GOD

why is only the center one pointed out they’re all ridiculous

Honestly the middle one is the least ridiculous of the three.

holy fuck finally someone understood why it was circled



wh


“If you have blood sugar you take a knife and make a cut and let it bleed so that I may drink the syrup of life from your elderly veins.”

fUCK
omg

TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DYING JESUS CHRIST.

THE FUCK

courtoonxiii:

rawkz0rz:

gonnaslapabitch:

jailwarden:

dorkishconspiracy:

canni8al:

annawintour:

lolinternets:

thelegendofcentaurel:

pandacows:

siamease:

iF YOU HAVE BLLOO D SUGAR TAKE A KNIFE AND MAKE A CUT AND LETI T BLEE D OH MY GOD

why is only the center one pointed out they’re all ridiculous

Honestly the middle one is the least ridiculous of the three.

holy fuck finally someone understood why it was circled

wh

“If you have blood sugar you take a knife and make a cut and let it bleed so that I may drink the syrup of life from your elderly veins.”

fUCK

omg

TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DYING JESUS CHRIST.

THE FUCK

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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY

: 10 minutes go by

Mom: are you ready yet?????

Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes

Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel

colfricans:

it actually amazes me that rick santorum is an actual person and not an overexaggerated parody character on an snl sketch

(via lexatu)

reavien:

colours07:

jellygay:

fefmpreg:

unbakedbreads:

When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan, there was an odd phenomenon between children ages 7-12, particularly in those using headphones to listen to the sound effects. Increase of nosebleeds, irritability, insomnia, and addiction to the game, playing for hours and hours on end and crying to the point of vomiting when the opportunity was taken away.

Roughly 70% of these cases ended in suicide.

In almost every case of the aforementioned symptoms, despite gameplay time recorded to the limit of the internal clock, the game had not progressed further than “Lavender Town”.

A closer analysis of the game revealed a tone in the audio of the music for “Lavender Town” at a pitch undetectable by fully developed human ear drums. Within weeks every unsold copy of the “first edition” the game were recalled silently and the game was re-released with re-mastered audio for “Lavender Town”.

The widely known version is said to be missing three extra tones, as well as the unique, binaural tone of the first edition, although this is unconfirmed due to the rarity of working first edition copies; in the known few that remain, the internal clock and ‘battery save’ have all timed out and ceased function, and in many cases the game will freeze upon entering any battle.

The audio post above is the original file that was heard by these children.

fuckj

I CAN’T BREATH OGM

DYING

OMG

DON’T CLICK THE AUDIO ZOMG

oh my god this is gold

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